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In the booklet of information you receive when you become a parent about how not to screw up your kids, the thumb trick is presented near the back, hidden between the sections on “what do you do when your kid throws a tantrum in the produce aisle” and “excuses to make when the Tooth Fairy forgets to stop off at your house.”
The thumb trick when you pretend to pull off your thumb (here’s one version of the trick) is a valuable piece of information to have, because, basically, it makes your kids think the laws of physics and biology don’t apply to their very, very awesome mommy or daddy. My dad did the thumb trick on me. His probably did for him. I bust it out occasionally for my children.
But my guide to becoming a perfect parent didn’t include this version this very, very awesome version of the thumb trick.
The thumb trick when you pretend to pull off your thumb (here’s one version of the trick) is a valuable piece of information to have, because, basically, it makes your kids think the laws of physics and biology don’t apply to their very, very awesome mommy or daddy. My dad did the thumb trick on me. His probably did for him. I bust it out occasionally for my children.
But my guide to becoming a perfect parent didn’t include this version this very, very awesome version of the thumb trick.
